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Puns

Discussion in 'Off Topic Chat' started by Mat Cauthon, May 23, 2016.

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How much do you like puns

  1. I love them, and use them often.

  2. I love them.

  3. I'm a father, what more do I need to say.

  4. I'm okay with them.

  5. I hate them.

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  1. Mat_Cauthon

    Mat_Cauthon Member

    We've all heard them. We've all groaned at them. We've all (sadly) used them.
    What are some of your favorite puns? I first thought of this very recently upon posting to Facebook, "The bonus with Linear Algebra is that it's very straightforward". This elicited some responses. ie. "And they really line out the homework too". I made the comment that "That's exactly my point", and it kept on from there.
    Hopefully we can all get some laughs from this thread. Please don't run down any of the puns, remember, they speak for themselves, they don't need your help.
     
  2. People should be PUNished for making puns. They should be put in the PUNitentiary.

    Lines are somewhat similar or exactly like the one similar to an episode on The Big Bang Theory.
     
  3. wiking19950309

    wiking19950309 Active Member

    I love them and use them frequently..yeah it's hapPUNing right now :D
     
  4. lifeautoCrimson336

    lifeautoCrimson336 Active Member

    I am just going to say that this thread is going to get very punny.......
     
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  5. haloboi

    haloboi Active Member

    I use them almost daily. Even when I risk pissing off the girlfriend, I still got the balls to rip one off. Usually she will ask me if food she cooked tastes good and I'll pretend like its bad(this is one of like 4 things you DO NOT do to women) and then I quickly have to duck or explain myself with a witty pun to follow up. Our relationship is great.
     
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  6. GSSGaming

    GSSGaming Well-Known Member

    I joke a lot and I am really good at making jokes on the fly.
     
  7. Cuttershy

    Cuttershy Active Member

    When i'm exhausted and/or sleeps I'm startring to ake puns.. a lot of them and normally not good ones.
     
  8. kajira

    kajira Mother of Gaming

    Now, if only the response said "I'm a father/mother, what more do I need to say" then I would've chosen it ... but, alas I am not a father. Us poor moms have been left out! LOL

    Instead I went for the "I love them" -- I don't use them as often as other members of my family, I'd say my 20y/o daughter is one of the worst offenders in the home, but I still do when appropriate. hehehe
     
  9. SirJarren

    SirJarren Active Member

    Father of four, and a dog. I make puns that make them all groan.

    Yes, the dog too...
     
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  10. RoastierThanToastier

    RoastierThanToastier Active Member

    You know my friend tried to annoy me with bird puns then I realized that TOUCAN play at that game. (I'm sorry for the hawkward bird pun) lol
     
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  11. Silas18301

    Silas18301 Active Member

    Whenever I make a pun I need to run away before my friends PUNch me :3
     
  12. KarmicSandwich

    KarmicSandwich Active Member

    Puns are just the height of ignorance, there is no reason for them at tall. So bad :'P
     
  13. gwood111

    gwood111 New Member

    You shall be PUNished
     
  14. RoastierThanToastier

    RoastierThanToastier Active Member

    There's to many puns on this thread it is no longer PUNny. (I'm so sorry XD)
     
  15. Mat_Cauthon

    Mat_Cauthon Member

    Puny puns, such senseless stupidity's so sad, *sigh*. Alas, always annoying arguments, attacking all actual antics. Better be brave, believe better, brighter, buffoonery. Can't consider comical conversation? Don't doubt every farce. Gags, humor, idiotic jokes, keep looking, mischief's never over. Puns? Quips really start to undermine voracity, wit's (words starting with x, y, and z).
    It's always hard making sentences that are actually proper, when using a pattern. And it gets especially hard at x and z. And voracity, as it is commonly used doesn't make sense either... but oh well. I have such a hard time coming up with good puns, so I start just making sentences that have patterns.
     
  16. climate change is happening polar bears are dying its Pun-Bear-able that nobody cares
    #SaveTheBears
     
  17. MangoMojito

    MangoMojito Member

    I will not make a pun about puns. I often get the groans from friends when I pun about but its my humour haha. CollegeHumor sums it up perfectly.

     
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