Razer Toaster - It exists

Count me in! Need myself some of that delicious looking toast.

 

Way ahead of you. We are gonna do stealth kills @Haltus Kain will sneak behind them and cut the cord(orchiectomy) or use blades as Shurikens for ranged kills, @Lafar is some belt in something so he will kick some men down, I will just remain in stealth mode until I get to a security system(being a pen tester I can remotely shutdown most systems ).

 

We should dress up in razer gear and pretend we are sponsored by razer. Then the killer mechs will think that we are part of the razer team and will stand down.

 

wait ... kaya is coconut jam ? MY LIFE IS A LIE

 

Well planned. While you guys doing all that, I will just wait patiently in the car with my Razer Blade. GLHF!

 

Really, fellas? I guess the coconut on the jar means nothing, I suppose.



It's on Wikipedia, too.

So it's settled then. The official bread spread of Razer and the legendary Toaster is kaya!

 

I kinda want to try some now.

I did find it on amazon, sort of, its in a can and I dont know how that makes me feel

 

Well, I live in Ireland, so I'll hop on the ferry over, and from there we can do some pre-planning.
I'll be the guy who'se wearing a poncho, a top hat, 14" thick sunglasses and a pair of Air Jordans size 14.
Inconspicuous.

 

Sounds legit.

 

I would probably waste money on a toaster... or pancake skillet... or waffle iron.

 

I'm in!

 

all the Razer crazys would go for anything Razer! I wouldn't say no to anything Razer. One day when my desk converts into a "Razer desk", the next would be my kitchen!

 

Hahaha i aimé la page fb

 

Omg and maybe a razer fridge too?

 

so can i make my toaster ripple different colours

 

Soon™.

 

it would be awesome though

 

Does this require a usb port because I'm all out.

 

Razer Toaster Chroma please?

 

Ask and you shall receive.