Three Word Story + Razer Basilisk Giveaway

Discussion in 'Off Topic Chat' started by MysticCrit, Dec 11, 2017.

  1. MysticCrit

    MysticCrit Active Member

    This is a fun game to play on online forums. its easy to play you just type the next three words of the story. It can be any kind of story it is up to you hope you have fun:wink_: Also check out and support my thread for the razer gaming chair.

    Our story so far





    I was walking down the street alone, butt naked. Suddenly I sit on the ground with my last piece of saltwater taffy. To my despair I start to think about what drives me horny. So we spam my hot teachers with pictures of my totally awesome super hot bod. Then I decided maybe this isn't what my life once was before the tragic accident of my dog that happened during a game of Cards Against Humanity. C-c-c-c-c-combo breakerrrrrrrrrrr! Then a Man would want to beat me up with a mug for no goddamn reason at all. Luckily I found a cute girl I was Bamboozled. I was starstruck. Suddenly my Feet started talking "wow, that girl". Legs started Flapping. She said hey and I said how you doin. With her mom slowly shaking what I hope was a water bottle that is filled with something interesting. I told her not to do anything reckless or I will have to end her right here. She Jumped out of my plane without a parachute and she jumped off to a warning sign so she could survive the deadly bunny coming our way wielding a huge deck of cards and a throbbing rod made of very colorful sparkling "mans not hot" copyright trademark. As I walked into a throbbing room with my aunt who was throbbing. I realized that my mom was an amazing woman but smelled like a very old and very expensive Gucci Versace cologne. Despite what I could absolutely imagine that it was what had been. All that reeked of fish oil smell and my feet aswell. So I went and ate bookshelves asking my Queen whether I should give her SUCC or make her say my name over and over and show me what is love like. I though to myself "I'm so high right now I like pancakes more than my last pair of silky smooth legs they were great. I miss them as much as my silky smooth earlobes I pierced with a rusty nine-inch nail through my eyelids piercing my soul". While in waling I hear the silent sound of razer in chroma screaming for me calling my name. As I watch what I have done to her. Oops, you're dead. She was complaining that her head was too slow and how she wears her panties left, right, down under so I ended her. and went to find out what infinity Was. How long have slept in REM sleep stage I thought to myself. In my dream, I dreamed of all but one the almighty green three-headed snake "MIN LIANG TAN". Who was going to kill the pretty little girl playing P2P to Buy a keyboard. Suddenly she realized that she can't redeem it because she is 10000 Xgold short. So she played outside for the No Denture SUCC which was severely illegal but I didn't care. Then I play With my switchblade that I had given succ to get. Then I went up to her mum and told her that she was dead then I found I made a dead body give me the succ. So I went to play what was just a DLC Character from pokemon sun and Moon. Finally, I caught Arceus then picked a bidoof to fight. Then I awoke and found out that my Razer Blade had turned into crapy corsair. Brand loyalty is Very important to my razer cult because we are not lame as hell. Not because We have Dope and instead have Awesome Razer Gear That costs a limb to acquire. But because some Fateful Zcoins gain awsome stuff. while I was sleeping somehow I got 42 kills on PUBG and not Fortnite Battle Royale. But I digress from another game into a new era that consisted of glowing RGB gear and awesome combinations of esports-ready gear that helps me cook my noodles and eat them super duper quickly. Then continue his vast journey where I can see the mysterious and most beautiful Chroma Mug Holder.Which I can't stop looking at. My preciousssssss photo of Frodo looking like a little Gandalf but with big head. This can't be what is this? he bewildered for a second what was normal for him. Then he flies away as captain obvious, that he was one and The Only One who could ever purchase a Razer Toaster with a great Chroma feature to expand his basement with razer beautiful chroma products. So the setup could be complete with all the rainbow unicorns and glitter poo from Charlie the Unicorn and Donald Trump. But there was this girl that made him unable to see what Will happen next. Then Donald did something that no-one could possibly think that he can do but I'm not going to tell you what. I can be influenced by dogs all around at the beginning or the end. "The ship is going down" Stole the show on one day trip to Vegas that he enjoyed in the casino. Playing all night trying to win overwatch loot boxes for the league. Mercy came in and blew up the gigantic pie hole that was set up there, especially for that reason which made Hanzo his best friend and gay friend and they did consensual eye contact with no blinking while holding their hands together in her bodily chasms, but they loved what they had. After all, they kept having lunch together happily. THE END was near when Jon snow came prematurely as he usually does since he has no faith in god or any other unbelievably fabulous things. Suddenly, Donald Trump came out of a large rocket I am hungry, he said, tremendously Then, he decided that food was not what he really wanted to be he decided to eat around a razer phone So that he would not mess it up. So, Donald called the beautiful unicorn from his own Pink Magical Rainbow to come and go to Asgard with Obama's wife And have "Relations" Ten years later,thing were different. but then comes the mexican warrior ready to do trump a favor by going to bring obama's daughter to his uge when suddenly a nice booty gay Took out is gigantic robot peepee Like a boomerang in my face ! The robot peepee as it hit skin, the Zamboni named Mark Lizardberg testified under oath. So, Donald Trump Donald did something which the government surprisingly agree to an impeachment of unnecessary and unwanted. So, after all We have peace till Syrian gas came and attacked It is not to get up and run too chew a shoe what we thought was something different So, we decided to call Theresa to do something extraordinary and unbelievable like an act so that, we can all see The great danger and then we all run away to ask for help from trump Then, Trump decided that he doesn't want to help because he is enjoying obama's wife and wondering who will stop him Fortunately, the savior ended the story of this tyrant who wanted to eat all of the ass of obama's wife until those who defied see and understand the reality of the situation and the advantages of getting there today So, the story as it goes the truth has been spoken openly and at the very end moment they rose up show the world the destruction of the world as mankind buys more and more of slave with rgb to turn the Min God on. So, all the people of the world shout together "IN RAZER WE" "ARE UNITED AND" ARE THE STRONGEST, the words echoing through the whole world, being heard by all of the peasants who witness the ultimate chat of razer insider seems gonna end. But this haven't reach its final and it will To my Surprise Make me winner ! Eightnum thought, however things didn't go as he wish but he continues till the end of the Razer and world. Sooo.... real end? He though I HATE YOU !!! Killi8n desperately shouted as he thought he could ended this crazy thread. But as long as MS_OLDHORSE and the cult of three words speakerkeep yapping around this thread will never reach its end. So the Razer team try to stop this endless crazy story which makes no sense at all but non of the staff can remember this giveaway so we get nothing but we decide to meet



    Also check out and support my thread for the razer gaming chair.

    Thanks for the help making this fun story lets keep it going:smile_: Also make sure to like and share
     
    Last edited: Apr 19, 2018 at 4:37 PM
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  2. RazerGwynbleidd

    RazerGwynbleidd Administrator Staff Member

    Hey @MysticCrit,

    I really like the idea for this thread! While the story isn’t the most logical so far, it’s been…fascinating to see what comes up next.

    To make things even more interesting, how about we throw in a prize—like giving a Razer Basilisk to one of our novice storywriters. To enter, simply submit 3 words to the story and keep it going. We’ll choose a random winner on April 15th!
     
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  3. MysticCrit

    MysticCrit Active Member

    (Ill start) I was walking
     
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  4. itsKoolET

    itsKoolET New Member

    Down the street
     
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  5. poh2ho

    poh2ho Well-Known Member

    alone, butt naked
     
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  6. .Surf.

    .Surf. Well-Known Member

    and suddenly i
     
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  7. fishdick

    fishdick New Member

    sit on the
     
  8. Joikansai

    Joikansai Well-Known Member

    ground with my
     
  9. fishdick

    fishdick New Member

    last piece of
     
  10. JustJozef

    JustJozef Active Member

    salt water taffy
     
  11. TheGurgeMan7

    TheGurgeMan7 Well-Known Member

    To my despair
     
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  12. MysticCrit

    MysticCrit Active Member

    I start to
     
  13. ValentineL

    ValentineL New Member

    thinking about what
     
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  14. poh2ho

    poh2ho Well-Known Member

    drives me horny
     
  15. .Surf.

    .Surf. Well-Known Member

    so we spam
     
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  16. MysticCrit

    MysticCrit Active Member

    My hot teachers
     
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  17. fishdick

    fishdick New Member

    with pictures of
     
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  18. Magnumheart_

    Magnumheart_ Active Member

    my totally awesome
     
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  19. MysticCrit

    MysticCrit Active Member

    super hot bod
     
  20. MysticCrit

    MysticCrit Active Member

    Then i decide