A few tips on chatting with Razer Support based on my own experience
HI All,
I think that it would be good to build some kind of glossary to understand properly the reply you are given with. I gathered them during the repair currently takes place (24 days now since delivered to razer warehouse).
I will describe in details while i will get the device back (24 days left since unit has been delivered) but in meantime a few terms I know the meaning of:
Term: meaning: example usage
Agent: a bot who can apologise in hundreds different ways, usualy can read, has access to nothing but details you already know: -------
Apologies: nothing : We truly apologies for the delay
Being assured: just forget : Let me assure you
Believe: just forget : Please, believe you will be immediately informed.
Having a word: nothing : You have my word
Follow to the other team: nothing : Let me follow the case to the proper team.
Making a note: doing nothing : I will make a note so the other team...
Management: mythical instance mentioned from time to time: Our management has approved it
Prioritizing: exactly nothing: : We will propritize this immediately
Promise: nothing : I promise you we got an approval
Understanding: we give shit about your problem : We deeply understand possition you are coming from
VIP Response Team: the most useless part of support: We will prioritze this case to VRT team.
Follow the case to: nothing : I will follow the case to senior consultant.
How specific questions are addressed
Asking about feedback: ignored, you are always given with no precise replies including terms 'ASAP, immediately, as soon as I have a feedback, after the discussion is settled and so on
Asking about the date: ignored or usually you are given with the answers like: " in 24-48 business hours" , "in 3 business days", "within the day". Of course all of provided terms means exactly nothing
Although they seem to be funny but actually based on my experience they are true so if you met them in conversation you know the true meaning of them now.
Do you know others? :)
Cheers
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