Audio Switching Still Unresolved

Hello,

I've had the (apparently common) issue of audio switching between THX (which does not work) and Stereo with a Razer Kraken Ultimate. Every time it does so, the following happens:

- Apparently diverts all system resources to itself as literally everything else freezes and drops framerates/ping
- Makes a loud, fun "pop" sound in my ears that is probably going to give me tinnitus
- Stops Spotify from playing anything, somehow switches from the song to a radio, and gives YouTube a heart attack

Things I have tried to fix it:

- Clean out grime from both USB port and USB on the headset
- Uninstall and reinstall Razer Synapse three times
- Uninstall and reinstall all audio drivers on my computer
- Disable THX
- Re-enable THX
- Disable literally all other audio devices so it can't try to switch to them (it just disconnects itself and cries instead)
- Pray to Razer Jesus
- Switch the USB port I'm using (all 3 on my laptop have the exact same problem)
- Run system sound diagnostics on Windows
- Run system updates on Windows

I've finally come to here. I feel as though I've thrown the kitchen sink at it and it's still just giving me the finger. What am I mean to do next?