Audio Switching Still Unresolved

Hello, I've had the (apparently common) issue of audio switching between THX (which does not work) and Stereo with a Razer Kraken Ultimate. Every time it does so, the following happens: - Apparently diverts all system resources to itself as literally everything else freezes and drops framerates/ping - Makes a loud, fun "pop" sound in my ears that is probably going to give me tinnitus - Stops Spotify from playing anything, somehow switches from the song to a radio, and gives YouTube a heart attack Things I have tried to fix it: - Clean out grime from both USB port and USB on the headset - Uninstall and reinstall Razer Synapse three times - Uninstall and reinstall all audio drivers on my computer - Disable THX - Re-enable THX - Disable literally all other audio devices so it can't try to switch to them (it just disconnects itself and cries instead) - Pray to Razer Jesus - Switch the USB port I'm using (all 3 on my laptop have the exact same problem) - Run system sound diagnostics on Windows - Run system updates on Windows I've finally come to here. I feel as though I've thrown the kitchen sink at it and it's still just giving me the finger. What am I mean to do next?