What is the funniest pickup line you know?

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  1. Nikklelump

    Nikklelump New Member

    I want a laugh, so I was wondering if anyone knew any funny pickup lines. Why pickup lines, because they are probably funnier than most jokes if they are decent
  2. Psy0ch

    Psy0ch Member

    If you were a CSGO map you would be de_licious!

    Can I wallbang your double doors?

    You are so sweet I could just cbble you up.

    Hey girl, want to inspect my Case Hardened?

    Can I rush your lower tunnel?

    Are you a Nova? Because you are pure gold.

    Girl, you are my rare special item :heart:

    When I turn on my aimbot, I aim straight for your heart :heart:

    If we open a case together what are my chances of getting lucky?

    Girl, is that a molotov under your feet? Cuz you are hot!

    Do you mind if I peek your top of mid?

    Girl, I just want to hold you in my arms and lay you down cuz you're da bomb!

    Of course I can carry you, sweetie... to my bed ;)

    Babe, I swear I'm experienced, I'm just smurfing

    If you let me work my way up your ladder, I'm sure you'll be in Heaven.

    Is your name Beretta? Because you make me see double.

    Hey girl, would you mind boosting me up?

    Girl, you're so hot I think you might be Mirage.

    Want to rush my banana?

    Girl, do you mind if I check out your underpass?

    My heart is strafing towards you more and more each day :heart:

    Can I camp in your Pit?

    Girl, you sure you don't want to give it another chance? I'll be sure to make you squeaky.

    I'm Fnatic for you :heart:

    You are the thing I'd prioritize when my team says "save"

    Girl, I will make your Famas Pulse

    I like my women exactly like my CSGO skins - Minimal Wear or better...Factory New ;)

    Let's FaceIt girl, this just isn't going to Workout.

    What do you call a flat chested girl's backside? Her good half.

    Did you just shoot? - No honey, that's just my decoy.

    all Csgo related but who cares hehe
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  3. Nikklelump

    Nikklelump New Member

    You need to add the one were it is like: They call me defuse kit because I only last five seconds....Oh wait

    Another one is, wana come over to my place and watch porn on my flat screen mirror
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  4. 9l_xcelr8

    9l_xcelr8 Active Member

    Just gonna leave this here for future reference huehuehue
  5. Psy0ch

    Psy0ch Member

    need more?

    Mario is red. Sonic is blue. Press start to join and be my player 2.

    Are you a video game cause I think your my "Destiny"
    Do you like Nintendo? Cause Wii would look good together
    . Are you a pikachu? Because you are shockingly beautiful.
    Girl, I got more game than a PS4!
    Roses are red, violets are blue.
    If you were a Pokemon, I'd choose you Is your name Joy.
    Are you made of Diamonds, because I'm digging you.
    Do you have a Diamond Pickaxe? Because I'm as hard as Obsidian.
    Is your daddy Scorpion?, cause when I saw you all I could think is "Come here".
    I like to Pikachu when you're naked!
    I think something is wrong with my auto-aim. I can't take my eyes off you.
    My Creeper gets excited when it sees how hot you look.
    What do you say I take my flag to your base and score?
    Hey girl do you play Minecraft? Because if you do I sure wanna play creative with you!
    Are you a magic feather? Because my heart just grew a tail, and flew away.
    If Princess Toad looked liked you, I would have killed Bowser years ago
    Are you an Xbox 360? Cause I'll fuck you till you got 3 red rings.
    Wanna leave this lobby and go into a private match?
    If i was mario, you would be my only star.
    You must be from nether, because you are out of this world.
    Are you a magic mushroom? Because you are making me grow.
    I'm like a plasma grenade. Let me get on you and you are guaranteed to explode.
    I would like to gain access to your base. Shall I enter from the front or the rear?
    How many COD points does it take to unlock you?
    Are we playing Minecraft? Cause your like a pressure plate, turning me on.

    source: http://www.jokes4us.com/pickuplines/videogamepickuplines.html
  6. Christinde

    Christinde Well-Known Member

    Not sure if this counts xD But it could make you laugh, maybe????

    First of, I'm a tiny shiz, so my fiancé has to walk diffrently when with me :big_grin_:

    Whenever my Fiancé falls when walking with me , I ask "Oh did you fall-in love with me again?"
    Sorry if it's bad, I just love doing it xD
  7. Nikklelump

    Nikklelump New Member

    This is a way you'd make someone laugh by telling them a bad joke in the right situation
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  8. PlatinumC

    PlatinumC Active Member

    Girl, your parents must have been retarded, cause you sure are special.
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  9. tdking01

    tdking01 Active Member

    Oh god , this thread is going to be wild :joy::joy::joy: *grabs popcorn*. It's a rare occasion that I enable the email notifications :grin:

    So , one of my "best" ones has to be " Girl are you a switch ? Cause you turn me on ! ":joy::joy::joy:
  10. Nikklelump

    Nikklelump New Member

    this is mint, plain and mint

    all problems can be solved like the N64, just blow it and put it in
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  11. tdking01

    tdking01 Active Member

    OMG you didn't just say that :joy::joy::joy:
  12. Cpt_Disappointment

    Cpt_Disappointment Well-Known Member

  13. Hucast

    Hucast Well-Known Member

    I don't have a pick up line per se, but I do have a move with a bag a popcorn a hole in said bag, and offering my date some popcorn......
  14. a kinda common one used in DotA 2

    roses are red
    violets are blue
    I spent Valentine's day
    In Dota solo queue

  15. 9l_xcelr8

    9l_xcelr8 Active Member

    Are you Harambe's enclosure because I wanna drop a baby in you
  16. Nikklelump

    Nikklelump New Member

    That is a good one
  17. 9l_xcelr8

    9l_xcelr8 Active Member

    Damn girl, your bone structure is giving my bone structure xD
    Are you SAT? Coz I would do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a small break for snacks in between
  18. daver88_no_id

    daver88_no_id New Member

    funny thread, guys
  19. Perhaps not that much funny but if you have played DotA 2 a little bit, this may sound hilarious.

    Once Doom pwns Omniknight and this response is played by Doom to mention Omniknight;

    "Omniknight, your night is over."
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