Genie Thread

Howdy. I searched but didn't see a thread like this on the forums if it exists already please redirect me! I've found these threads to be pretty fun on other forums back in the day. The basic premise is a genie appears and offers a single wish. You respond to the wish in the post above yours by granting it and making it bad in some clever way. If you can make a wish that people can't grant in some messed up way you "win".

i.e.

Person A: I wish I was an Oscar Meier wiener
Person B: ...you win

So I'll start it off.

I wish my Razer Blade was chroma.

 

I wish I was a billionaire.

 

Nice expiration date ya got there. I hope meant Oscar Meyer, you could end up like this...

Never heard of chroma, do you mean Chroma?

What currency? Zimbabwe?



I wish for an AP Braum pentakill (League of Legends).

 

Your wish is granted, an enemy AP Braum pentakills your entire team in LoL.

I wish I had my own island.

 

(The enemy Braum thing was gold)

Enjoy your Island good sir.

I wish I had a teleportation device.

 

No US Dollars.

 

LOL - as much as I'm enjoying reading all this, I gather that very few really understand the rules.

Your wish is granted, unfortunately it is the last device remaining so you have no destinations that you can teleport to.

I wish I could time travel to witness past events with the caveot that I could not be seen and could not interact with the events/people.

 

I wish I could not spend more money on CS:GO and spend that money on more Teemo skins.