Razer Toaster - It exists

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Lafar, Feb 22, 2016.

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  1. Lafar

    Lafar Well-Known Member

    Source

    CONFIRMED!

    Now... Who wants to break into Razer HQ? I'll hold down security.

    But... different gaming symbols???
     
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  2. rashdanlong

    rashdanlong Active Member

    LOL. Liked the fb page xD
     
  3. APATITEXanadutech438

    APATITEXanadutech438 Active Member

    See you guys on their windows railings at 2am!
     
  4. NazgulStig

    NazgulStig Well-Known Member

    Ok here is the plan..
    @Destrok will distract the guards when you, @Haltus Kain and I break in. @Haltus Kain will help us take down the guards and the door as he is military. I will help crack the security systems. @kajira will be on roof top with a sniper keeping watch and in case things don't go according to plan she will help take down the approaching reinforcement. But first we need someone from the inside for the location of the toaster, @Min-Liang Tan : you onboard? we go in, grab the toaster and we get out. We come home and enjoy unlimited toast with Razer logo on it.
    Sounds like a plan?
     
    Last edited: Feb 22, 2016
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  5. Destrok

    Destrok Well-Known Member

    Dear God...... its actually real..... I had hoped this day would never come.... that guy.... pestering @Min-Liang Tan in every facebook post and comms event..... oh the riots. Oh the humanity.
     
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  6. Elfreid

    Elfreid Well-Known Member

    Seem like you guys lack of a driver. May I?

    Edit: Razer R&D lab is located in Singapore. I am currently staying here with a valid driving license. I been to their office before, I know the way. :wink_:
     
  7. kajira

    kajira Mother of Gaming

    Oh, you know me too well now!! That's the exact position I always take in FPS games to cover my husband when we play CTF. lol

    Oh, and @SinLucifer I've always wanted to visit Singapore, sounds like a good time, and I'll even buy drinks afterwards! :big_grin_: (wait, are you guys even old enough for drinks yet? haha)
     
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  8. NazgulStig

    NazgulStig Well-Known Member

    Cool.. You get a Ford Transit van and put a coffee maker in the back to get our brains working.
    I am, I don't think @Destrok is. :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
    That's why I told you adopt me. :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
     
  9. kajira

    kajira Mother of Gaming

    Now you all just have me sitting here picturing a LAN party with us all attending ... I have a suspicion that it would be hilarious. lol :big_grin_: :big_grin_: :big_grin_:
     
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  10. Burgz

    Burgz Well-Known Member

    This is the DREAM... :joy:
     
  11. NazgulStig

    NazgulStig Well-Known Member

    It would be fun... hopefully some day we will ;)
     
  12. HaltusKain

    HaltusKain Well-Known Member

    I'm a surgical tech in the military, so I may not possess the combative prowess you're looking for.

    This is not good news for the guard - just means we'll need to take a slightly different approach than what you may have envisioned.

    SURPRISE ORCHIECTOMY!!!
     
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  13. Lafar

    Lafar Well-Known Member

    Hey, @Min-Liang Tan and I are black belts. We can serve double duty.

    Or we can just plop a game in front of the guards.

    "oooo look! A random computer! Hmmm... nobody's looking... I'll just... play... a few matches..."
    ~During break-in~
    "Can you guys like... hold off breaking in? I can't pause League..."
     
  14. Detective_Chimp

    Detective_Chimp Active Member

    How are all of you going to share one toaster?
     
  15. jaolen

    jaolen New Member

    We can surely reverse engineer it!
     
  16. Eoinmc97

    Eoinmc97 Member

    Clearly you guys are missing the meat of the team;
    The Distraction.

    My goal is simple, I walk into Razer HQ, claim that XYZ Gaming brand is clearly better, offer absolutely no concrete reasons, then request that Razer provide in-depth explanations/demonstrations of EVERY product.
    "So uhm, this bag....Yeah....I'm not getting it. Tell it to me. Again. But this time, I need it a tad slower."
    "Ok...The Nabu....Is that pronounced Naboo, or Nah-buh? Are you a Gif or Jif (wo)man? Because you're clearly wrong!"

    I'd say I could handle them XD.
     
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  17. ItsPixelz

    ItsPixelz Member

    That's a good idea, but what if the Computer isn't enough?! We need a better distraction!
     
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  18. Mat_Cauthon

    Mat_Cauthon Member

    Reading down through this was hilarious... good ideas though...
     
  19. raven1035

    raven1035 New Member

    Is it chroma, just plug the usb in?
     
  20. Iron_Fang

    Iron_Fang Active Member

    I'm in! I'll take down the power?
     
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