Introducing Project BreadWinner

Discussion in 'News and Announcements' started by technokat, Mar 31, 2016.

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  1. Cyrus23

    Cyrus23 Member

    Gonna need that to be chroma, definitely the USB 3.0 with Ethernet port for access point so I can game without the lag at the counter on my Blade while my toast toasts. A 3.5mm jack to listen to the sizzle the toast makes on my Tiamat 7.1, gotta make sure I can hear the Razer logo burning in from every direction. Voice recognition so not just anyone can utilize the worlds most high tech toaster.

    To round it all out we are gonna need a hand crocheted toaster cover by Min's grandma with Razer logo and reversible with flowers on the other side for camo. Can't let just anyone know you have the most advanced gaming toaster in world, everyone will want your toast!
     
  2. MadBulgarian

    MadBulgarian New Member

    I created a similar joke for my students back in 1999, as a PowerPoint presentation. Photos are attached. It took me a while to find this from a very old back up drive.

    However, I love Project Breadwinner. A long past dream is now true!

    But can it dye the bread in 16.7 million colors?


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  3. Psyjin

    Psyjin Well-Known Member

    My reaction when I first saw this - NOOOOOOOO, THEY DIDN'T.

    Still not sure if this is serious or not because of the proximity to April 1st. But they have an actual web page with a form asking for input. Razer is asking us to help build the toaster, they are not actually saying it's a finished product. Maybe the project is for real?

    In any case, can we have a firearm inspired toaster? For instance, one that takes a magazine of bread and semi-automatically loads them into the cooking chamber, then shoots them out 20FT away when done...for no reason at all.
     
  4. Jason97

    Jason97 New Member

     
  5. rashdanlong

    rashdanlong Active Member

    I have to admit that toaster looks sick.

    Too bad today is dont trust the internet day
     
  6. NyanNyan

    NyanNyan Active Member

    I said it repeatedly, I need this in my life. Razer plx. We can crowdfund this just do it!
     
  7. SMiyoshi

    SMiyoshi Member

    Finally the toaster we deserve ! It would be awesome with the Razer Chroma coffee machine !
     
  8. Is this April Fools?
     
  9. Warsnake1982

    Warsnake1982 Member

    Shame it's most likely the April Fools.
    it would have been a nice addition to the LANparty gear.
     
  10. yang84

    yang84 Member

    this should be able to toast via powerbanks, just in case...or laptop usb....erm..comes with razer gloves so u can eat, then game...kthxbye
     
  11. Ergastolano

    Ergastolano Member

    anticipate strategy.
     
  12. MatthazTV

    MatthazTV New Member

  13. Rox598

    Rox598 Keyblade Master VANGUARD

    I do wish Razer would stop using that syndicate guy tbh can't stand him personally.
     
  14. couchstyle

    couchstyle Active Member

    anyone thought of compatibility between razer nabu watch and razer nabu to that of the toaster. Timer/alarm on toast. gesture shutoff. charging station.

    As the first thing many of us do in the morning is grab our tech gadgets and make breakfast.
     
  15. dtulman

    dtulman New Member

    yep
     
  16. dtulman

    dtulman New Member

    it is
     
  17. couchstyle

    couchstyle Active Member

    I still haven't gotten my razer pocket drone from last year.. and now they lay this on us..

    they need to try the double bluffo reversal. It's real.. no wait it.. APRIL FOOLS.. Actually it's real..
     
  18. waterdaemon

    waterdaemon New Member

    It's not a true Razer toaster unless you offer to let me sign up to be notified as soon as it's available, then don't notify me and quietly begin taking order in the middle of the night, selling out before I wake up. #yourmoneyisntgreenenough
     
  19. TechtonicTech

    TechtonicTech Member

    i saw this pop up in my feed i was like omg yes then i checked the calander cuz i was suspicious... april 1st DAMMIT!
     
  20. My un-realistic thoughts : Please let this be true... I want one! Take my money razer!
    My realistic thoughts : This can't be true..
     
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